Hmm.. I seem to be remaking things, a lot, lately.. Either the Doc's sucked out all of my imagination, or I'm enjoying this Monkey language a bit too much!! Aw, who cares, it's another classic AGameAWeek game, remade for Browsers and Android!! <a href="https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ss1.png"><img src="https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ss1-300x225.png" alt="" title="ss1" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2584" /><...

Last night I finished off the C3ntipong stuff, and got the release edition compiled, tested, double-checked, and uploaded to Apple. That's it! It's gone.. It's off. There's no turning back, now! In about a week's time, C3ntipong may very well pop up on the AppStore, assuming it gets approved! A relatively painless procedure... well, except for all of <a href="https://AGameAWeek.com/2013/02/ios-editions/">yesterday's palaver</a>, anyway!

You're probably wondering, by now, with all this wonderful "Monkey" stuff that I've been banging on about for the past month, where the heck my iOS offerings are. Well, while it's true that Monkey does indeed make the coding a heck of a lot easier, there's still another matter to attend to. The dreaded "iTunes Connect" area! ARGH!!!! You've probably read enough of my rants to know that iDev isn't easy. There are licenses to deal with. "Provision" codes, Certificates, all manner of stupid fiddly thing...

I don't know.. I was playing around in PaintShopPro, and stumbled upon a nice little silly effect for backgrounds. This image has no purpose whatsoever, but it quite nice, so.. um.. yeah, that!! Enjoy! (URL "https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wtf.png"><img src="https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wtf-1024x1024.png" alt="" title="wtf" width="590" height="590" class="alignnone size-large wp-image-2571" /> Click for 2048x2047..!?)

Oh my god!!! Are you kidding me?! Hey, Nintendo, take a look at the title of this website. Guess what I'm doing.. Single-handedly, too, I might add. You're a company. You're a BIG company. Why in the name of hell does it take you SEVEN MONTHS to bring Animal Crossing 3DS to Europe? Japan : November 8, 2012 Europe : June 14, 2013 That can't be right!?! It just CAN'T be! There's no way it would take you that long to translate it all. You've got TEAMS who specialise in that sort of thing....

Next week's AGameAWeek is already in the works. Yet another remake, this time of a game that doesn't quite appear to run as well as it used to. <a href="https://AGameAWeek.com/GameList.php?ShowJust=56">The Heist</a> was coded in August 2008, and does still run on modern PCs. The thing is, though, it runs at about 30fps on most of my current systems. I'm not really sure why this is, and have tried a couple of things to get it up to speed, but nothing seems to be doing the trick. ...

If you're a regular AGameAWeek follower, you'll probably be all too aware of the "It doesn't always work" rule. For those that are new, here's a great example. <a href="https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ssa.png"><img src="https://AGameAWeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ssa-300x225.png" alt="" title="ssa" width="300" height="225" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-2561" /></a> While working on AGameAWeek might occasionally lead to a magical wonderla...

You know what I hate? Icons. You might've noticed that very few of my games include icons. Not only do I hate having to draw icons, I also hate having to create 70,000 bazillion different sizes for every sodding size that might be needed. Gah, I HATE icons!!! AGameAWeek on Android means I need 3 icons every smegging week. Oh, great : Today, I made a "Jay is too lazy for this" tool, called IconResizer. <a href="https://socoder.net/uploads/1/IconResizer.zip">Download IconResize...