I spent most of yesterday fiddling with Browsercade.
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It's really looking kinda old, over in the browsercade!
There's a lot of old code that needs polishing up, and if I do want to integrate JSE games into the engine, I'm going to need some kind of rewrite of the menu system.
Currently it's a big sprawling list of arcade cabinets, 63 of them, in fact.
If I get the engine to the point where I can start to add the JSE games, and I add roughly 100 of those games to that list, it's going to be a LOT of scrolling!
But what kind of interface should it have?
There are a terrible number of games, and they should probably be organised in some way.
The domain name of the site being "Browsercade" kinda limits us in the realm of an arcade, but all those cabinets sure do take up a lot of space.
If it were just the icons, and the names..? Well, then I'd be making some sort of OS Gui..?
.. Should I make something like that?!
Perhaps, instead of "A real arcade in your browser", it could be something like "A collection of arcade rooms and a faked emulation station"
Or maybe I could come up with something really off the wall..?
Or maybe an Art generator could..?!
Prompt : "A futuristic GUI interface for selecting arcade games based on a series of icons."
No, that's too focused on the "device", not the GUI.
Prompt : "A simplistic modern GUI with arcade game icons, abstract, unique, colourful"
Still not there.
Let's add a bit more "achievability"
Reduce the colours, focus on the GUI, make things more "Me" 'ish
Prompt : "A simplistic modern GUI with arcade game icons, abstract, unique, colourful, but posterised to 8-bit colours, so only a few shades of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple, with a few shades of black, grey and white"
Ooooh..
Now..
... Oooooh...
Could I do something with that?
That might be tricky.
That might be VERY tricky. Looks like it needs a ton of swoopy effects to pull it off.
But.. Oooh, I do like that.
How about one last try..
Prompt : "A simplistic modern GUI with arcade game icons, abstract, unique, colourful, but posterised to 8-bit colours, so only a few shades of red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue and purple, with a few shades of black, grey and white, squares, rectangles, blocky, retro, black background"
Yeah, that's more like something I'd do.
In fact, it kinda reminds me of the Shoebox interface. Why didn't I think of that, before?
Have some Genre icons along the side, and the bubbly game icons over the rest of the screen.
That could work, right?
The hair was getting stupid, with the Male-Pattern-Baldness making me look dumber by the day. Nice thick hair around the back, bugger all at the front..
So a couple of days ago, we took off the hair-guard, and went right the way down.
It wasn't quite perfect, though, so I ordered one of those "EVERYTHING GOES" shavers, with the giant 7-circular-blade head, which suggests it'll get right on down to the nitty gritty.
*cries*
I'll likely give it a week to see how well it does, but might still end up having to use a classic razor to get rid of all the stubble.
Hmmm...
I'm so old, now!!!
And, good grief, the lumpy surgery bits sure as hell look lumpy..
So, um.. Hats from here on?!
FAQ : "Why do you need your Mum to cut your hair, LOL..."
Actually, I've been doing it myself.. I am a growed up peeples.
What I need, however, is someone watching over whilst I run up the length of that great big scar around the back of my neck.
If anything happens to that, and it starts leaking (which it has done once before!), then that could spell disaster.
The prospect of slicing into it, even the teensiest amount.. Quite frankly that scares me to death.
Mum's there to watch over me.
.. Though if I'm honest, if it did happen, god only knows what the next steps would be!!
[verse]
As I struggle to write the game for the week,
My mind begins it's thoughts, unique.
It thinks of maybe taking some time,
To give the Browser-cade a tweak.
[pre-chorus]
To fix it up and make it faster,
Running smooth with a coded plaster.
Patch it up and make it better,
No more slowness, no disaster.
[chorus - Alt melody]
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And fix it all up. (Fix it all up)
Change (change) all of the lightbulbs,
Make it shinier and bright (shinier and bright)
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And polish all the joysticks. (Fix them up)
Wipe (wipe) all of the dust from all,
The cabinets that stand around. (wipe them all)
[verse]
I'm not trying to avoid the game a week, this week. (not avoiding)
I just think that something maybe should be done. (something should be done)
I've left the Browser-Cade just sitting empty for so long. (so wrong)
That I should probably fix it up a bit. (Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it)
[chorus - Alt melody]
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And fix it all up. (Fix it all up)
Change (change) all of the lightbulbs,
Make it shinier and bright (shinier and bright)
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And polish all the joysticks. (Fix them up)
Wipe (wipe) all of the dust from all,
The cabinets that stand around. (wipe them all)
The lights are shining brightly in the Browser-Cade, tonight.
And everyone will come to play the games. (will you play the game)
They'll hang around and chat about the day that they have had,
Whilst playing all the games that make them glad. (happy game again.)
[break]
[build]
[chorus - Alt melody]
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And fix it all up. (Fix it all up)
Change (change) all of the lightbulbs,
Make it shinier and bright (shinier and bright)
Head (head) into the Browser-cade,
And polish all the joysticks. (Fix them up)
Wipe (wipe) all of the dust from all,
The cabinets that stand around. (wipe them all)
[The church grounds are bustling with activity, but instead of a fete, there’s a baking competition underway. Tables are laden with cakes and pastries. Dave and Mrs. Thompson are manning a small table, looking distinctly uncomfortable.]
Vicar: (Beaming) Welcome everyone! And a special thank you to Dave and Mrs. Thompson, from the ScrunchCake shop, for joining our inaugural Vicar’s Bake-Off!
Dave: (Nervously) We're happy to be supporting the community. With our scrunchiliciously baked goods.
Mrs. Thompson: (Forcing a smile) We brought some ScrunchCakes. For demonstration purposes, of course.
Vicar: Wonderful! And they'll be judging our delectable entries, today, alongside our regular panel of judges.
[Three elderly ladies sit near the front of the grounds.]
Dave: (Muttering to Mrs. Thompson) They look like they’ve seen things. Terrible, cake-related things.
Mrs. Thompson: (Whispering back) Just smile and nod, David. And don’t mention the sausages.
[The pair walk to the first stall, where Joe and Andy are presenting their wares.]
Dave: Hey guys. Haven't seen you in a while.
Mrs. Thompson: You know these two?
Joe: We used to be neighbours, until Dave got thrown out for almost destroying the building.
Andy: Multiple times.
Mrs. Thompson: What?
Joe: Here, try our Curry Cakes! A taste of the East, baked to perfection!
Andy: They’re mostly just biscuits with curry powder.
Joe: No, Andy, they're cakes. They're definitely cakes.
Mrs. Thompson: [quite impressed] Oooh, these are delicious.
Dave: I'm not keen on spices.
Andy: Aww, what a shame. Guess you'll be missing out.
[The pair laugh as Dave and Mrs. Thompson head to a different booth, where the baker has made a wonderfully pristine sponge cake]
Dave: (To Mrs. Thompson) That’s suspiciously symmetrical. I bet it's got a hidden algorithm.
Mrs. Thompson: David! Behave yourself.
[Dave stares accusingly at the Victoria Sponge cake, convinced it’s all part of a larger scheme.]
Dave: They're trying to win this cake bake with symmetry. But I won’t let them. Not while there are taste algorithms to be uncovered!
Mrs. Thompson: You really do think in bizarre ways.
Dave: Only in entirely logical ways.
Mrs. Thompson: If you say so.
[End credits roll as Dave attempts to eat a slice of cake in a perfectly symmetrical manner.]
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