[verse]
Spiders, treasure chests, magical potions,
Deep in the walls of the darkened dungeon.
Held from the grasp of a player, questing.
To keep them away from their goal.

[pre-chorus]
Spiders lurking, treasure gleaming,
Magic potions softly streaming.
Darkened halls with shadows near,
Unlock the gate, face your fear.

[chorus]
Working in the dungeon, gotta dig a tunnel.
Build up the bricks for the walls of the dungeon.
Place in a door with a key and a lock,
All of the secrets of the dungeon, kept.

[break]
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)

[verse]
Stacking up the stones, shaping every hall,
Crafting hidden chambers, behind the walls.
Laying down the path for adventurers to tread,
In the darkened lonely dungeon I built

[pre-chorus]
Spiders creeping, treasure sleeping,
Magic flows where shadows deepen.
Building strong with every stone,
Unlock the gate to what's unknown.

[chorus]
Working in the dungeon, gotta dig a tunnel,
Building up the bricks for the walls that rumble.
Fitting in the doors with a key and lock,
All of the secrets in the dungeon, blocked.

[break]
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)


[bridge]
Stone by stone, the dungeon grows,
Whispers in the dark, nobody knows.
Every corner hides a tale,
Will you rise, or will you fail?

[break]

[outro]
Working in the dungeon, the walls are all sealed,
Every secret hidden, every door revealed.
The torches flicker, casting shadows long,
The echoes of my labor, a builder's song.
Spiders still creeping, treasures still gleam,
The dungeon holds fast like a restless dream.
A journey awaits for those brave and true,
The dungeon I built is waiting for you.

(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)
(dungeon, dungeon, gotta build a dungeon)

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Binary Beverages

Int. Dave's Room - Sunday Morning
[Dave sits at his desk, surrounded by Cola bottles. Lady Computer's screen glows dimly]

Dave: Just you and me today, Lady Computer!
Lady Computer: *displays rolling eyes emoji*
Dave: Time to work on Philesplitter!

[Dave takes a sip from one of many Cola bottles]
Dave: Hey, Lady Computer! How many Cokes does it take to change a binary flag?
Lady Computer: *"..."*
Dave: Two! One for the 0s and One for the 1s!
Lady Computer: "ERROR: Joke not found"

[Dave types frantically while giggling]
Dave: Come on, that was brilliant! I reckon if I put it into Philesplitter during the progress bar, that people would love it.
Lady Computer: *"That joke is not Splittable."*
Dave: Everything's splittable if you try hard enough!

[Dave reaches under his desk for another Cola]
Dave: The zeros can be regular Cola, and the ones can be Coffee!
Lady Computer: *"Red Alert"*
Dave: No, no - that's perfect! Red for the ones! Blue for the Noughts.

[Dave starts arranging Cola bottles in binary patterns]
Dave: Look! I can write my name in Cola-nary code!
Lady Computer: *"Error.. Error.."*
Dave: Mrs Microwave would appreciate this joke.
Lady Computer: *screen flickers worryingly*

[Dave continues typing while surrounded by his Cola-based binary system]
Dave: Maybe if I just... *press enter*
Lady Computer: *starts making beeping sounds*
Dave: Is that a good or a bad beep?

[End credits]