// Music Test (requires at least v.3ghy)
// by Jayenkai
// Created 2024/12/7

Graphics 512,512,1
Print "Hello MP3"

PlayMP3("Walking AL")
Repeat

If GamePad(ButtonA)>0.5 then PlayMP3("Walking D")
If GamePad(ButtonB)>0.5 then PlayMP3("Closure")
If GamePad(ButtonX)>0.5 then PlayMP3("Xenial Dancing (inst)")
If GamePad(ButtonY)>0.5 then PlayMP3("Binky")

if GamePad(ButtonUp)<0.5 then dis1=0
If GamePad(ButtonUp)>0.5 and dis1==0 then PlaySFX("Gun_2");dis1=1
if GamePad(ButtonDown)<0.5 then dis2=0
If GamePad(ButtonDown)>0.5 and dis2==0 then PlaySFX("Gun_1");dis2=1

Flip
Forever

[chorus]
I've made a LOT (lots) of music at A Game A Week (A Game A Week)
and you can now (now) use any of the tracks in JSE. (J.S.E.)

(yeay)

[male] (I'm tired)

[break]

[verse]
Simply PlayMP3 "Song Title", and it should play. (diddle diddle diddle dee)
In the top right Toolset button there's a library. (diddle diddle diddle dee)

[bridge]
Though there's lots of complications (so broken)
like the transfer speed and bandwidth (so slow!)
Your games should now function with a little musicality (diddle diddle dee!)

[male] (I'm tired)
[male] (Let me sleep)

[chorus]
I've made a LOT (lots) of music at A Game A Week (A Game A Week)
and you can now (now) use any of the tracks in JSE. (J.S.E.)

[male] (I'm tired)
[male] (I'm tired)
[male] (I'm tired)
[male] (Let me sleep)

[break]
-=-=-

Diddle Diddle Diddle (diddle dee)
Diddle Diddle Diddle (diddle dee)
Diddle Diddle Diddle (diddle dee)
Diddle Diddle Diddle (diddle deeeeeeeeee)
Dee Dee Dee Deee

[break]

[chorus]
I've made a LOT (lots) of music at A Game A Week (A Game A Week)
and you can now (now) use any of the tracks in JSE. (J.S.E.)

[male] (I'm tired)
[male] (Let me sleep)
(diddle diddle dee)

JNKCE20241208

Hidden Treasures

[Dave's spare spare bedroom. Cardboard boxes everywhere as Dave and Green sort through a huge pile of vinyl records.]

Green: I didn't know you had any records. How long have you been hiding these?
Dave: They've not been hid. They were under my bed the whole time.
Green: Putting things under your bed is generally considered to be a hiding place.
Dave: Then hiding they were. Do you know what else was in there?
Green: I'm almost afraid to ask...

[Dave pulls out more records]
Dave: More records!! And they've been perfectly preserved in these Cola boxes.
Green: You stored records... in Cola boxes?
Dave: Of course! Maximum protection. People might see the boxes, but they'll just assume it's more Coke supplies.
Green: Clever thinking there, Dave. Unless someone actually tries to steal your coke supplies, in which case they'll take the albums, too.
Dave: Who's stealing my coke?!
Green: It was hypothetical.
Dave: Hmm...

[Dave starts arranging records on new shelves]
Dave: Now I can organize them properly. By fizz level.
Green: By what?
Dave: Each record has a specific Cola pairing. Like wine, but fizzier!
Green: You could just use alphabetical order. Like a normal person.
Dave: But then how would I know which ones are fizzically superior?
Green: That's really not a normal categorisation.
Dave: Welcome to my world!

[Dave starts setting up a sound system]
Green: Please tell me you're not putting the speakers right next to the record player.
Dave: Of course not! I've calculated the optimal Record-Skip-to-Speaker-Bass ratio.
Green: That's not a thing.
Dave: Is too! Just like the optimal sugar-to-window ratio.
Green: [thinks] I don't even know what that might be.
Dave: How close you can leave your sugar cubes to the kitchen window before the ants show up.
Green: Oh, I see.

[Dave holds up a record triumphantly]
Dave: Found it! The original Cola Symphony!
Green: I'm leaving before this gets weird.
Dave: Too late! You gotta hear the fizzy solo?

[End credits roll as Dave attempts to conduct an imaginary orchestra with a Cola can]