[Verse 1]
I’m lookin’ at the screen, wonderin’ how to type,
Thinkin’ of Greenie, gonna make it right,
With a stylised twist, he’s gonna groove,
Animate a bit, make those fingers move!

[Chorus]
Greenie's here, just like Clippy’s charm,
As you type along, he’s raisin’ the alarm,
Odd glances, showin’ the home key,
Greenie's rockin’ out, oh can’t you see?

[break]

[Verse 2]
Mountains of text, they won’t stand a chance,
With Greenie by your side, in that typin' dance.
Where to land your fingers? Greenie’s got the cue,
He’s the 8-bit typin’ master, gonna help you through!

[drop][Chorus]
Greenie's here, just like Clippy’s charm,
As you type along, he’s raisin’ the alarm,
Odd glances, showin’ the home key,
Greenie's rockin’ out, oh can’t you see?

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[Scene One]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Morning

[Dave is hanging up posters of various Coke advertisements and inventions. Green enters, looking around in disbelief.]
Green: Dave, are you still decorating? It's been days!
Dave: (excitedly) Of course! A proper secret lair needs the right ambiance. Look, I've even got a poster of that time I acted like a klutz!
Green: .. That .. one .. time..?
Dave: (ignoring the jab) I'm thinking of adding a dance floor next.
Green: Real, or one of those old arcade dance mat things?
Dave: What do you think!?
Green: Knowing you, whichever of those options is the worst!

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Afternoon

[Dave is tinkering with a strange-looking contraption while Green watches nervously]
Green: Dave, what exactly are you doing now?
Dave: I'm creating a Coke-powered dance mat! It'll be just like in my dreams!
Green: (alarmed) You dream of dance mats?
Dave: (flipping a switch) Dave, yes!

[The room suddenly fills with images of Coke cans and bottles]
Dave: (beaming) Isn't it beautiful?
Green: (facepalming) Well, at least it's self contained.

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's Bunker - Evening

[Dave and Green are playing a dancing game, with a dance mat each, energetically dancing away]

Dave: See, Greenie, I told you this would be fun!
Green: It's been years since I last played this. Excellent choice, Davey.
Dave: [singing along] Coke, Coke, gotta get a cola. Drink it all down with a shout and a hola.
Green: These aren't normal songs, Dave. Where'd you get them?
Dave: It's all from my cola-archive. Every song has at least a passing nod to coke.
Green: Cool. Is Common People in here?
Dave: Of course.
Green: Let's do that one next!

[End credits, as Dave and Greenie continue on their dancing feet]