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[Scene One]

Int. Dave's apartment - Morning

[Dave is frantically tapping at his phone. Green enters, looking concerned.]
Green: Dave, what are you doing?
Dave: Trying to upload the latest ZenOffice update, but nothing's working!
Green: There's a wifi outage across all of RCHomes.
Dave: What? No! How will people experience the zen of virtual office repair now?
Green: I think we'll all survive without virtual sticky notes for a day, Dave.
Dave: But what am I supposed to do now? I can't even consult Mr. Duckello in the virtual world!
Green: Why don't you play some retro games? I remember you used to love your Gameboy
Dave: Gameboy? Greenie, that's so last century! Although... I do still have Tetris somewhere.

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's apartment - Afternoon

[Dave is hunched over a Gameboy, frantically pressing buttons. Green is reading a book nearby.]
Dave: No, no, no! Not there! Man, this game is so much harder without the drop-position thing.
Green: I thought you'd be happier playing games again.
Dave: But it's not the same, Greenie! There's not even a Hold button.
Green: It's the way it used to be, Dave. You used to love playing it like this.
Dave: I also used to love Doom, too. But now I love Zen. And that's the opposite of Doom. There's hardly even any blood.
Green: You can still run ZenOffice, though, right?
Dave: Well. Yeah.
Green: And you can still code tweaks for it?
Dave: Yeah, but not on a Gameboy.
Green: I didn't say to do it on your gameboy. Your network's still functional, Dave, even if it isn't only. You can still code.
Dave: Where's the fun if I can't show it off to the world wide web?!
Green: Sure, OK. That makes perfect sense. Go play more Tetris.
Dave: That's the spirit. Now, find me a Flashcart so I can hack some more modern features into this version.

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's apartment - Evening

[Dave is surrounded by empty coke cans and wires. Green looks on in horror.]
Green: Dave, what have you done?
Dave: I've created a masterpiece, Greenie! Behold, the Cola-Powered Tetris!
Green: Hack the game. That was the plan. How did you end up reconstructing the whole Gameboy?
Dave: Think of the possibilities! We could power the entire building with fizzy drinks!
Green: We have plenty of power. Just no wifi.
Dave: Don't worry, I've got it all figured out. Watch!

[Dave flips a switch, and for a moment, the contraption lights up. Then, there's a loud pop, and the room goes dark.]
Green: Great. Now we've got no wifi AND no electricity.
Dave: Aaah, but we do have a perfect opportunity to spread the word of Zen throughout the building!

Green: [sighing] See you tomorrow, Dave.

[As Dave fumbles around in the dark, Green grabs his glowing Pet Rock and leaves]