Yesterday was mostly spent trying to get lyrics added to this week's ALChoon.
I didn't get them done.
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It was way too hot yesterday.
It was FAR too hot for a stroll, and according to the fact that I didn't code anything, it was also FAR too hot for coding anything!
For a good hour or so, I was sitting outside in the garden, which is a rarity for me.
Not that I didn't try to plan a game for this week.
I just didn't get far at all.
So I gave up trying to code for the day and went on over to the ALChoon.
I tried three or four variations of lyrics for the song, and nothing seemed to work properly, there, either.
I think it's slightly to do with the fact that I recently did that song about buying ice-cream, and now I'm trying to make a song about buying groceries.
Hmmm.
Yeah, that's probably what it is.
Not really a whole lot of interesting sounds around to record, if I'm honest. That's pretty much the main issue, there.
By the end of this "Recorded" Album, don't be surprised if I'm hitting pots and pans like drums or something!
[Green is sitting at the kitchen table, jittering slightly as he downs his 18th cup of coffee. Dave watches with concern.]
Dave: Greenie, don't you think you're drinking a bit too much of that stuff?
Green: [twitching] Nonsense, Dave. I need this to keep up with my new computer's processing speed.
Dave: Your new computer is a thousand times faster than your old one. You don't need to match its speed anymore.
Green: But what if I need to reboot the entire flat in 13 hours?
Dave: That was your old computer. It'll only take a few seconds now.
Green: Seconds. Bah. I wouldn't trust that sort of a reboot. No. I need to prepare myself.
Dave: Why prepare?
Green: There's a thing in the corner that says it's updated and needs to reboot. Gotta get ready. Could take weeks.
[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's kitchen - A few minutes later
[Green gets up to pour another cup of coffee. Dave intercepts him.]
Dave: Seriously, Greenie, this is getting out of hand.
Green: [sarcastically] Oh, you can talk. If I look into your kitchen bin, how many empty coke bottles will I find?
Dave: None. They go in the recycling, silly.
Green: [rolls eyes] You know what I mean.
Dave: There probably won't be many. Though I'm not sure the bottles hold as much as they used to.
Green: That's shrinkage fashion for you.
Dave: Shrinkflation?
Green: If you prefer. You and your silly words. You need to lay off the coke, Dave.
[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's living room - 10 minutes later
[Dave is trying to distract Green from the coffee pot]
Dave: Come on, Greenie. Let's do something else. We could... organize my recycling!
Green: [looking suspicious] It's just a lot of coke bottles.
Dave: No, I've even got separate piles for plastic, paper, and circuitry.
Green: I'm not helping with the circuitry pile. I told you that, yesterday.
[Dave picks up a circuit board that's emitting a faint red glow]
Dave: Look. Red glows!
Green: [alarmed] Is that the one that shoots lasers across the room?
Dave: Probably. But it's going in the bin where it can't hurt anyone anymore.
Green: I thought you were throwing that out yesterday?
Dave: No, that was the other ominously glowing laser.
Green: [worried] How many ominously glowing lasers do you have?
Dave: I used to get them free when I sent of 1000 cola bottle caps.
Green: Oh my lord...
[End credits over footage of Dave opening a previously unseen kitchen cupboard, sending hundreds of red lasers all around the room.]
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