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[Scene One]

Int. Dave's apartment

[Dave is sitting at his computer, staring at the screen with a frustrated expression. The dilapidated paper mache rabbit is still visible in the corner. Green enters, carrying a cup of tea.]
Green: Still working on that spreadsheet-to-database thing?
Dave: Yeah, but it's not going well. I think I need a new approach.
Green: Maybe you should take a break. Remember what happened when you got too obsessed with Philesplitter?
Dave: Hey, that was a stroke of genius!
Green: It was a stroke of something, alright. Probably delirium from too much caffeine.

[Scene Two]
Int. Dave's apartment - Later

[Dave is pacing back and forth, while Green lounges on the sofa]
Dave: I've got it! I'll combine my spreadsheet converter with a reminder system for saying "White Rabbit"!
Green: [Sarcastically] Oh brilliant, because what the world really needs is a database that reminds you about magical rabbits.
Dave: No, no, hear me out. It'll convert spreadsheets to databases AND remind people about important things. Like saying "White Rabbit" on the first of every month!
Green: Dave, mate, I think you're missing the point of productivity software.
Dave: Am I though? Think about it - we could call it "HopSheet"!
Green: [Facepalms] Where's Fractant when you need him?

[Scene Three]
Int. Dave's apartment - Evening

[Dave is still at his computer, typing furiously. Green is peering over his shoulder]
Green: What are you doing now?
Dave: I'm adding a feature where every time you open a new spreadsheet, a little animated rabbit hops across the screen!
Green: And how exactly is that helpful?
Dave: It's not just helpful, it's adorable! And it'll say "Don't forget to say White Rabbit!"
Green: [Sighs] You know, when I suggested watching "Night of the Lepus", I didn't mean for you to turn your software into some kind of rabbit-obsessed monstrosity.
Dave: Monstrosity? This is genius! It's like Bill Gates and Bugs Bunny had a baby!
Green: I'm pretty sure that's not how software development works.
Dave: Maybe not, but it's how Dave development works! I should add baby bunnies everywhere!
Green: I thought this was supposed to convert it into a database?
Dave: It will. Now, help me figure out how to make the rabbit explode into a shower of spreadsheet cells when you click the convert button!
Green: That's it. I'm confiscating your computer before this gets any worse.
Dave: You can't stop progress, Green! The future is rabbit-shaped and cell-formatted!

[End credits roll, with an animated rabbit hopping across the screen, leaving a trail of spreadsheet cells behind it]